Hi. My name is Eric. I come up with band names constantly. If you're starting a band, might I suggest using one of these names...
- Zombie Snob
- The One Millionth Band
- Korean B Boy Purgatory
- Tiger Milf
- Jacuzzi Birth
- Small Soda State
- Max Factor Family Tower
- VHS Commentary
- Anal Wind
- Cunt Processing
- Black Kitao
- Divorced Vibration
- Urine Anxiety
- Barbie Surgery
- Death Threat Sets
- Community Norelco
- Kill All Boyfriends
- Flock of Heather Locklears
- "Normal Al" Yankovic
- Anal Temperature
- Back To The Future Apologists
- My Juggalo Bride
- Glen Jeff Beck Hansen
- Running Of The Chicago Bulls
- Casey Kasem Cadence
- W.E.B. Da Brat
- Prius Crisis
- Adolph Nixon
- Hatchet Man For The New World Order Dancers
- Roald "Paul Wall" Dahl
- Famous Anus
- The Ghost of Building 7
- Tae Kwon Do Sleep Over
- Shart Party
- Jesus and the Christs
- Sane Asylum
- Dork Shadows
- Gay Metaphor Baby
- Lionel Nitsche
- Fake Sinatra
- The Mars Volta of Street Walkers
- Body Luggage
- Salsa Blog
- Duke Gaga
- Polyamorous Brazilian Atheist
- Son Of A Bitch Machine
- Wu-Tang Adjacent
- High School Shooting Reunion
- Rasta Grandpa
- Rude Excuse Me
- Baby Gang
- Anal Furs
- Piping Hot Gatorade
- Canadian Tuxedo
- Doggy Rehab
- Astronaut Ketchup
- The Everything Brothers
- Hypothetical Marriage
- 100% of the Pie Chart That Is A Wheel of Options
- Bigot Sudoku
- Basketball Husbands
- The Broad Generalizations
- Death Con Hubbard
- Dance Acne
- Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs The Board of Education
- Hot Prostitutes
- The Rolling Hills of Chipotle
- Startle a Warbler
- Pontificating Oval Bitch
- Ultra Urban Funk Fuckers
- Juvenile Diabetes
- Fuck Both My Holes
- Scissor Kick Guile
- Mega Nintendo Death Hibachi
- Steve Urkle Polio Factory
- E. Honda Accord
- 90210 867-53099 Cent Steakhouse
- Holy Shit Ghost
- The All-Seeing Prosthetic Eye
- The Vagina Dialogues
- The Jonus Brothers Brothers
- Vag Blood Pasta Sauce Salad
- Bull Shit Central Station
- Nuclear Feltch Bath
- Harry Belephant
- Ken Griffey Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger
- Dip Your Crayon In The Company Venus Fly Trap
- McDonald’s Makes Me Shit Worms
- Mud Butt Monorail
- Repard
- Fudgsicle-cell Anemia
- Night Loop
- Coco Cherry Mango
- Saturday Night Bukkakee Happy Hour
- STD Library
- The Beyonces
- Loaf Angel
- Gourmet Animal
- Vitamin D Bag
- Reba McEntire’s Tits
- Vice Magazine Is LITERALLY, Not Ironically, Racist
- Hollywood Time Vampire
- The Dave Matthews’ Dave Matthews’ Band
- Operation Dude Brigade
- Chun Li Trevino
- Taco Bell Breakdown
- Textual Assault
- Eureeka's Septic Castle
- California Bowel-Movement Kitchen
- Mad Bragazine
- Cardboard Swordfight
- Resurrected Mexican Erection
- Terrifying Bionic Women of Beverly Hills Bread and Breakfast Bulletin Board System
- Lou Dustin Diamond Phillips
- The Dane Cook of Tex-Mex Restaurant Food Pictures
- Aryan Soft Porn
- Orphan Portion
- Stop Arresting Mike Tyson
- Full Blown AIDS Research
- Neo Soul Mate
- Flat Chested Drug Addicts
- Andre Agassi Ad Agency
- Middle Aged Babies
- Bob Robbed Grandma
- Elderly Jesus
- Nope Go-ped
- Zach Braff's Blog
- The CEO's
- Gas Station Art
- Wrong
- Maiting Call Waiting
- Giblet Failure
- Monocle Experience
- Doo Doo Bracelets
- Chrotchmas
- The Puss Magnets
- Party Mouth
- Large Cousins
- Toasted Octagon
- Soul Mates With Benefits
- Siblings With Benefits
- Mood Poisoning
- Beauty Sleep
- Hoda Kotb
- Velvet Elvis
- Cosby Show K Hole
- Legal Aliens
- Ex-Kids
- Medical Nipples
- Public Puberty
- Plastic Surgery Fish Face
- Public Mats
- Beef Eater
- The Wayans Brothers Future
- Jesus Penis
- Honky Santa
- Christmas Cocaine Showdown
- Fat John Cusack
- Alpha Nerd
- Spirit Possee
- Pleasant Girl Farts
- Normal Dorks
- Louis Vuitton Colostomy Bag
- Rich & Boring
- Lonely Pizza
- Rob Zombie's Parents
- The Thinking Man's Epic Beard Man
- Wasp Cunt
- SSIK
- Technical Shirt
- Advil Casual
- Harry Caray's Hari Kari
- Difficult Babies
- Soapy Boobies
- Black Guy Peas
- Sue Simmons Alcohol Problem
- Gratuitous Passion
- Even Steven Spielberg
- Alpha Michelle
- Coconut Grandma
- 10 Girlfriends
- Generic Reggae
- Dick Sucking Class
- Urine Spaghetti
- Vomit Denial
- Unwanted Tits
- Mule Touch
- Weird & Shitty
- Drunk Michael Phelps
- Unidentifiable Diplomatic Immunity
- Oil
- Poop & Pee Mixed Together
- Joe Camel Toe
- Off Duty Taco Truck
- Death Breakfast
- Organic Pesticides
- Christian Asians
- The Lance Armstrong of Michael Jordans
- Muscle Coordinator
- Black Smithers
- The Opposite of U2
- Positive Rape
- Pregnant On Purpose
- Messiah Therapist
- The White People Awards
- The Laser Eye Surgery Party Of The Year
- Famous Hair
- The Awkward Public
- More Bathrooms
- The Bilderberg Group
- Jewish Karate
- 10,000 Shampoos
- Three Piece Suit Piece Of Shit Motherfucker
- The Latino SAT's
- Blood Juice
- Pro Death
- Dead Natalie Wood
- Back Plower
- Lesbian Bieber
- Big Titty Jeff
- Martin Lawrence Breakdown
- Embarrassing Lunatics
- Maaaaaaaaaddddddddoooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Creepo Depot
- Genital Wars
- Paul Reiser Mullet
- Death Threats
- A Vagina With Vitamins In It
- Boring Nightmare
- Ed Hardy Chardonnay
- Baby Boobies
- Jesus Christ Bail Bonds
- Birthday Dirge
- Poo Poo Girl
- God Invented Abortions
- Violent Monkeys
- Karaoke
- Existential Boogie
- Pupusaria
- Sex Is Food
- The Cunt Brothers
- Fake Cops
- Bore Core
- Cocaine Mustache
- Marcus Garvey / Grace Jones Cigarette Break
- Fair Moans
- Weird Chicks
- The Busty Dick Sucker
- Mormons in Agoura
- The Last Yesterday
- Pussycide
- That Weird Wiccan Witchita Witch Trial
- ADDDJ
- Grown Up Kids
- Crown Victoria
- Waisted Waitress
- Non-Union Background
- Chocolate Breast Milk
- Paul Shaped Cake
- Threesomes Never Happen
- Power Bottom Benjamin Butthole Button Barf Fart Just Kidding
- Premail
- Prison Heaven
- Monkeys With Egos
- Cut The Tits Out of My Shirt And Bwawawawawa I'm Drunk
- Ashley Miami
- Creepy Old Man
- Teenage Chicken
- Mad Tour Guides
- Cocaine Staring Contest Winner
- Super Taco Bell
- Morning & Evening Ragas
- The Bugle Boys
- Baronial Horse Farm
- Good Feminist Husband
- The United Fucking States
- Fuck-a-thon!!!
- Tyler Perry's Haunted Graffiti
- Dinner Christians
- Fat Tight Shit
- BB Gun Assassin
- Orogynecologist
- Mellow Apocalypse
- Anal birth
- Theatrical Gasps
- White Wives
- Tea Party Bowelmovement
- Hair Mates
- Fival Duvall
- Sexist Religious Makers
- Serretonin Machine Gun
- Axe Body Spray
- Dr. MDMA M.D.
- Dork Rage
- Black Noise
- DJ Starbucks Wedding Mix
- NYC USA
- Wasichu
- Edmonia Highgate
- An Attractive Dancer
- Shower House
- WNHL
- Super Bachu
- HIV Cowboys
- World War 33 1/3
- Neurotic Massage
- Girl Retarded
- Reverse Roll Bukkake
- The Bad Ideas
- Cake Handshake
- Magnesium Ambassador
- Dick Sucking Lion
- Pancake Waitress
- Ancient Korean Boner Reducer
- The Fake 80's
- KKK Flash Mob
- Jet Black Nips
- HNIC You Next Tuesday
- Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
- Bikini Destruction
- Fagdad
- Cho Mo
- Witch Poop
- Beer Gut Karate
- The Son of John Roig
- Frozen Babies
- Genetic Spread
- Lazer Cash
- Advanced Urology
- Bad Black Brown
- Dick Pics
- Buddhist Funeral
- 9 mm Camera
- Dad Jazz
- Bloated Tony Danza
- Wine Pong
- Some of the Best White People You've Ever Met
- Van Halen's Agents
- Television Olympics
- Hypothetical Rapist
- Slave Graveyard
- Volunteers
- Successful Atheists
- Roller Coaster Teacher
- Vagina Mountain
- Super Moon
- Unprofessional Wrestling
- Abortion Magma
- Assistant Nightmare